Donna tried to think of baby names. One of the names she considered was Brandon. [How ironic, considering the fact that Brandon was That Old Carrot's name before it was Reginald.] Michael walked in when she finally decided on Michael Hudson II. [Except of course sons are Jr. Nephews are II. Donna should have known.] Michael is looking forward to whitewater rafting. He admitted he'd been to see That Old Carrot.
Jamie and Adam and Mitch decided that cummerbund was a stupid word for a stupid article of clothing. They spotted Sam at a table and complained about their tuxedo fittings. Adam spilled the beans about the bachelor party. It was supposed to have been a surprise. Jamie was annoyed. Vicky and Cheryl and Ada conspired about the shower. Vicky has arranged for a male stripper. Mitch has arranged a Fatima for the male camp. Jamie warned Adam that if he told about Fatima he'd have Ada have Cap'n Delaney demote him.
André clutched his head when he found out Cass and Nicole were coming.
Cass informed Felicia that the citizens of Monte Carlo were called not Monte Carlans but Monegasques. She was fascinated. They smacked each other a little, rather sweetly. Nicole came downstairs with bridesmaids and Amanda and a weepy Rachel. Seeing Amanda in her wedding dress impressed her profoundly. Nicole and Cass gazed into each other's eyes. Felicia warned Cass to stay out of the casinos. Nicole was nervous. Cass and Nicole left. Lisa and Julie Ann rushed Amanda off for the shower. Rachel and Felicia chatted about Loretta and Mitch.
Michael told Donna he had pretty much gone to rub it in. She said it felt strange being detached about one's father. Michael said it was That Old Carrot's own fault and comforted her. She suddenly realized they weren't married.
Scott and Zack joined Adam, Jamie, and Mitch to discuss the stag. When Sam returned everyone very ostentatiously started chatting not about the stripper. When Amanda and her entourage came in Sam rushed over to talk — anything to get away from the raucous laughter in the men's corner. Ada recognized Loretta when she came in and showed her to a table. Mitch caught sight of her and looked odd. Amanda spotted Loretta and rushed over with Julie Ann to invite her to the shower. Mitch and Sam looked at each other despairingly. When Loretta turned to go buy a gift her eyes met Mitch's. He grabbed his jacket and left.
Michael said they'd get married as soon as she got well. She told him bed rest was boring. He told her she'd have to be bored. He kissed her. She told him to leave.
Cass and Nicole boarded the plane. The pilot assured them everything would be fine. Nicole acts as if she hasn't spent her life flying between the US and Europe as a model. Cass acts as if he didn't lose his beloved Kathleen in a plane crash.
Michael returned with a bucket of chicken and stuff. Donna was thrilled. He even had a candle. She told him Jamie had said she might be able to come home soon.
The women assembled chez Lisa. Lisa was not thrilled to see Vicky. She took her aside and accused her of trying to steal Jamie from her. Vicky denied it. Amanda and Felicia arrived. Amanda chatted with Dawn. Masculine laughter resounded in the hall. A crowd of men burst in. "Who invited you?" said Rachel.
Nicole tried to get comfortable. Cass whistled tunelessly. Nicole snapped at him. For some reason the windows of the plane seemed to be wet. Since when does it rain above the clouds? Cass tried to find out what was the matter. She found it hard to discuss their sex life. Cass tried to soothe her.
André pulled a gun on the pilot and told him to change course.
Nicole was repulsively shy or something. Cass suggested they hold hands. They kissed.
The rain poured down on the windshield [?] of the plane while a pathetic little wiper went back and forth. The pilot protested that it would be too dangerous to try to land on an island in the rain. André insisted.
The parties coped very well with their union. Then Fatima arrived in a wedding dress. Lisa guessed she was a stripper and took Jamie to task for being a sexist pig. Then a guy in a tuxedo arrived. He told Jamie he was working his way through medical school. Fatima and Larry danced and stripped each other.it was dumb.
Cass told Nicole he wanted her. They kissed passionately. The plane shook. They looked out the window and found no France below them. Cass pounded on the locked door to the cabin.
Everyone enjoyed the strippers, especially Jamie. It turned out Larry and Fatima were married with two kids. Sam and Amanda kissed. Ada broke it up so Amanda could open her gifts. Adam got a phone call, the import of which caused him to look at Sam.
Nicole clung to Cass' arm.
The pilot panicked.
Nicole panicked.
The pilot passed out. André panicked.
Cass and Nicole put their seatbelts on.
Adam took Sam aside and told him Loretta had been arrested.
Michael told Donna the whole Love estate had burned down. She took it pretty well. She got smug about Cass and Nicole.
André swore at the pilot.
Nicole screamed hysterically. Cass made her put her head down.