Only for my wife

I asked for some pretty nylon,
I knew that that was non-iron
The assistant was nice,
Marjorie helped with advice
And there was a good solution to spy on.

After moments of great deliberation
As to which would give satisfaction,
The briefs looked quite chilly,
The pants were less frilly
But I felt sure they would have your appreciation.

So darling, instead of wincyette.
That is never a problem to get,
I'm giving you frilly undies
(Don't forget to wash them on Mondays)
Hoping that you will approve and accept.

This doggerel may be in bad rhyme,
But more especially at this time
I would like you to know
That I do love you so
Though these words be anything but sublime.

A Very Merry Christmas to you dear
And let's hope that in the New Year
We shall all be so happy
Richard will discard his nappy
And Martin will ne'er shed a tear.

Love, Des xxx