Victoria assured an absent Jake that he'd thank her for this one day. She got Neal to write yet another letter for the Cause.
Dee disapproved of Nancy's writing to PO Box 5548. Nancy called her a drag. Dee doesn't like her forging Marley's signature. Enter Ada.
Kathleen's bed hadn't been slept in and Vince summoned Felicia.
Cass dreamed of being reunited with Kathleen and awoke to find Cecile daubing at him with disinfectant. It wasn't quite as much fun. Cecile informed him that he would never escape. He had fallen down the galley stairs when he was stopped stealing a lifeboat. He noticed they were moving and she said they were going to paradise.
Kathleen emerged from the attic after an all-night rummage session.
Dee covered up by saying they were forging Marley's signature so Jake and Marley could go on tour with Mötley Crüe for their honeymoon. [a radio contest.] Ada was suspicious and told Nancy if she hurt anyone with the contents of her envelope she would be grounded forever. Dee still has her doubts about the wisdom of this. Nancy doesn't.
Neal's letter claimed that Jake had declared his undying love for Victoria in the mine and so on. Enter Donna with a list of Swiss Marley friends who were coming to Marleys shower.
Nancy took her letter to the post office and convinced Dee to wait and see who picked it up in case it was a setup by Victoria.
Catlin and Sally fooled about with flowers. They are madly in love. Sally checked the answering machine. Donna had left a message. They were put out. Catlin said they should tell her to come over LATER. When Sally got through Brittany answered and tried to block her but Donna got the phone from her. Britt called Donna a witch. Donna told her if she had told Peter the truth there would be nothing she could do.
Kathleen had read through her mother's works of Shakespeare. Her notes in the margin brought her to a better understanding of her mother. Cass' disappearance makes her think of her mother. Mary drowned 19 years ago and they never found the body. [How undead can you get? She's alive and scheduled to reappear. I can tell.]
Cecile brought Cass a tray of what she claimed were his favorite things. He informed her they weren't HIS favorite things but HERS. She called him a grouch and ate his omelette. He declared that material things meant nothing to him. She refused to believe it. He asked what her plan was. She told him they were going to her private island [the Île de Poulignac.]
Vic told Neal Jake would be happy with her because she didn't want him to change. She started for the post office.
Dee and Nancy hid behind a cardboard postman as Victoria appeared. The clerk asked Vic why she and her friends bothered to use the mail when they were all right there. [I thought this was really obnoxious. Just because someone writes someone a letter doesn't mean they know each other.] Victoria got the wind up and bought stamps. She gave the clerk a lot of money and left. Nancy rushed up and was disappointed to hear that Vic had bought stamps and a passport application. They were thrilled to hear she'd be traveling.
Cass called Cecile shallow and beneath his notice. She tried to tempt him. He's annoyed at being taken from Kathleen. She apologized for jilting him and said she'd make it up to him. He said he almost felt sorry for her. He started trying to break down the door.
Kathleen talked about her mother a lot. Vince rushed to Mary's Place at the mention of her drowning. [He suspects her of having run off with Donna's father, I bet.] She told Felicia she wanted to go on her show to find Cass.
Cass ran and threw his shoulder against the door countless times while Cecile sat idly by and did her nails. Eventually he smashed through and fainted in LaRusso's arms, saying "excuse me, I must be going."
Catlin has no patience with Donna. The Ewings told her to make up with Brittany and leave them out of it. She told them Britt hated Sally and would try to get her. They threw her out.
Cecile told Cass Kathleen wasn't worth it. How much better it was when he followed Cecile everywhere. The king snores. Cass makes it bearable. In the middle of her pep talk Cass mumbled "Kathleen." She hit him repeatedly.
Neal was sent in by Vic to lure Dee and Nancy out to lunch. He succeeded.
Sally thinks it's weird to have someone hate her.
Britt ordered Donna to tell her what Sally had said. Donna said Sally wanted to expose her. Britt said Sally was so STUPID she could kill her. Donna disapproved of such talk.
Cecile changed tactics and told Cass to get some rest. He panicked.
Nancy and Dee rushed back to find the letter gone. The clerk when questioned said some sleazy guy had picked it up. Nancy decided it had been real. Vic appeared after they had fled and told Neal he'd reap his reward soon.