Michael and Donna carried on. They're disgustingly coy.
Mary got her hands on the table. Everybody raved about it. Mary arranged the seating. She refused to let Vince get away with the old convention of her sitting by the stove and his sitting by the door.
Wally described a blonde to John. Jamie became very high-handed with Lisa. He wanted to know why she had checked herself out of the hospital without telling him. She apologised. He suggested they go to the beach. Her excuses were so flimsy that he tried calling her on them. She told him she didn't want to go out with him. John recommended Philippine Pistols to the blonde. He's been drinking them all night. Her name is Molly. John introduced her to Wally and they laughed foolishly a lot. Security brought Mitch up to Felicia. Mitch's feathers are ruffled.
Michael delayed leaving. Peter walked in to show Donna the paper, which said that Gollum had stories to tell about his patients. Michael told him not to worry, since nothing could hurt the family name more than Peter's being suspected of killing a prostitute had. Peter left. Michael left for Adam's bachelor party. Donna phoned Tops to say she'd pick John up.
Vince said grace. Mac phoned to talk to his charming nephew. MJ put Adam on. Mac asked Adam to come to Tops for an important discussion.
Rachel accused Mac of being a ham. Mac was pleased with himself. Matthew is looking forward to his first bachelor party.
Adam apologised to MJ for leaving early. He feels like a part of the family and he's going to make her so happy. He left. The general consensus is that Adam is swell, but gullible. (Gullible is believing gazotskas. Showing up for a serious family discussion is sensible.) MJ charged Vince with keeping the party within bounds. Vince refused.
Felicia apologised to Mitch. He wasn't pleased. He said they could talk and he'd be in his room. Mac and Rachel arrived. Wally has a tape called 'Bachelor Party Girls - Part I'. A guy named Joe made sinister noises about the show they were going to see. John got along with Molly. Peter made nasty remarks. Molly was surprised to learn that John was blind. John and Molly danced anyway.
Becky asked how come there was a party just for boys. MJ said they thought they'd have a better time without girls and they were kind of creepy. A guy delivered MJ's wedding dress. MJ loved it.
Lisa tried to convince Jamie to go to Adam's bachelor party. She made him so mad he said he would. HE and Wally ran into Adam at the elevator and kept on going. Donna arrived. Peter showed her John and Molly. Felicia came up to save her from him. After talking to Donna, Felicia scared Molly off by telling her her car was being towed. Donna approached John to worry about Gollum. The conversation was too staticky to follow. Eventually Molly came back up and told John she liked him a lot. John thought of someplace they could go to get away from her roommate and his family.
Felicia got to Mitch's room a couple of minutes later than he had allowed. Silence. (He had just told her to talk fast, so I'm assuming it's the static.)
The bachelor party got underway. They roasted Adam something awful, poor sweet. Wally declared it time for the video tape. The sinister Joe got into the act. Further uncontrollable static.
That Old Carrot showed up at the McKinnon house and tried to ingratiate himself with Becky. Cheryl hustled her out of the room and MJ fled to try on her dress. That Old Carrot has come to pester Mary about her moving in with Vince. He asked if she were sleeping with Vince. She ordered him to leave. He told her he missed her terribly. She broke down a little and cried, but not in an encouraging manner.
Felicia and Mitch were very quiet. There was a lot of kissing and heavy breathing.
John and Molly went to someplace belonging to Michael. Donna came in and found them on the floor. She was disconcerted.
Wally asked Adam to do the honours. Adam headed toward the machine.