Jamie and Lisa sur la plage with crystal and the meal to go with it. Lisa said it was like one of Felicia's novels. Jamie said he liked happy endings. She removed Tony's bracelet.
Adam noticed MJ looking pensive. She told him she was thinking about Tony's computer. He said "shop talk" and for some reason I started to wave my hands in the air saying "duhduhduhduhduh." Kissing, I suppose.
Felicia soothed Donna. Michael stomped in to say John was locked in his room throwing things. He was determined to find out his secret. Donna and Felicia tried to convince him not to. Donna burst into tears and fled. Michael said he was determined.
Cold roast pheasant. No finger bowls. Scott's stupid sand. A story about Betsy Barlow, a sexpot at med school, and a mix up in the picnic basket. Betsy was not amused. 3 bean salad and prune juice. Lisa said he was too good for her.
Tony wanted to talk to Nancy. He composed an open letter to the citizens of Bay City on a typewriter protesting his innocence and explaining his flight and his love for Nancy.
Donna ran into John. He said he was going away. She said Michael wouldn't understand. He said no one was driving him away. She said she had been waiting for him to talk to her about the rape, to which she referred as "what we did." This goes beyond sickening.
Kissing, loving murmurs, and more inexplicable handwaving. MJ was reassured. Adam told her to arrange things and he'd show up in anything but a lavender tuxedo.
Tony offered insights into the stalker's character and mentioned that everyone feared and despised him now and he would always love Nancy. He addressed the envelope to Mac.
Donna even caught herself about to say "what you did" and CORRECTED herself. John didn't have anything much to say. She leaned on him. He wouldn't let her say anything about the twins being his. She said they should talk more because they both loved Michael. She told him Michael was determined to finish the Last Conversation and she needed to know what he was going to say. He said he wouldn't tell Michael anything. Not to spare Michael. He denied having carried a torch for her all this time. He told her the children were hers and Michael's. He left.
Adam and MJ discussed the possibility of a woman's pushing the killer. Adam proposed a wife but MJ said it sounded more like a mother, even though both ideas were sick. [I said "bahbahbahbah."] Adam theorized that the woman wanted the killer to be faithful to her so she was making him kill the competition. The killer must think this woman is perfect because men always want their women to be faithful and pure. [Not to be confused with purée.] Just the thing to say to MJ, Sergeant. MJ told Adam the killer had no right to judge the women. Adam told her he judged her all the time: 6 6 5.9 6 He said he was trying to look objective with the 5.9. He said she was perfect. She assured him she wasn't. He said he was allowed to judge.
Picnic. Lisa proposed a fire. Jamie proposed cuddling. Lisa thought of a lot of bad things about fires. He produced a chocolate-covered strawberry, her favourite thing. He told her she was beautiful. She laughed self-consciously. Kissing. Lisa felt something and grabbed for Tony's bracelet. She thought of horses. It made no sense to her. The horses were standing in stalls. A stable close by. Tony. Water. Near a lake. Oh no. Oh no. The Love stables.
Adam assured MJ he'd show up for the wedding. Jamie phoned to say Lisa felt Tony could be hiding in the Love stables. They called for discreet backup.
Tony realized he needed stamps and went out, taking the lakehouse key.
Michael intercepted John. He insisted on a confrontation. Felicia drifted through looking for Donna. John tried to pretend he had amnesia for the day he blew up. Michael didn't buy it.
Adam and MJ found Tony gone and the letter to Mac. They guessed he'd used Michael's office computer.
Felicia tried to stop Donna eavesdropping but Donna went to the top of the stairs. She stayed in the bedroom. Michael proposed a brawl and goaded John to the point of being about to tell.
Adam read Tony's letter.
Felicia was attacked. She screamed.
John pulled himself together and said nothing. They heard Donna scream upon finding the body and rushed upstairs.
Adam and MJ heard screams up at the house.
Lisa knew the killer was attacking Felicia.
Felicia looked very dead as a crowd gathered.