MJ summoned an ambulance and forensics team to investigate and clean up Letty. She blames herself.
Miss McGee bugged Michael some more. He refused to let her interview him. She pled.
Felicia and Wallingford told Maisie Cass was nowhere to be found.
Cheryl and Scott sprung apart (as well as anyone can spring apart from someone to whom he or she is bound extremely tightly by a sleeping bag) when they heard Cass' cough. They explained themselves extremely incoherently. He told them to get up and come get him married.
Vince's envelope contained Marissa's invitation to Kathleen's wedding. He told Kathleen Mary wasn't to participate in the candle-lighting ceremony. Mary told Kathleen she was satisfied with being allowed to sit in the back where she wouldn't disturb anyone. Kathleen was not thrilled. She's glad the first one didn't come out though so she has her mother to see her get married.
Scott and Cheryl maintained that they were stuck. Cass was incredulous. He insisted on getting them out regardless. Cheryl's blouse ripped. He nobly gave up his jacket for her and rushed them out.
No sign of struggle. No sign of weapon. MJ told Adam Lazarus hadn't provided protection for Letty because she was a lowly prostitute and so the mob or whatever got her for giving the name NAPOLEON. Enter Lazarus. Adam explained what had happened. MJ lit into her. Lazarus told her they had limited resources. She thinks she's a little more upset than the occasion (the death of a prostitute) warrants.
Felicia worried when she was unable to track down MJ.
Miss McGee convinced Michael to let her interview him. She asked if he were marrying Donna to spite Reginald. He was offended. He accused her of being up to something and asked who had sent her. Victoria lurked out of sight. Miss McGee said she was there of her own volition. Michael stomped out. Victoria strolled up and asked Miss McGee what was in it for her if she kept her secret. Miss McGee told her she knew things about her. Victoria said she hardly knew her. (She seemed to know who she was without any prompting.) Exit Miss McGee. Enter Jamie. Victoria suggested he buy her lunch. Jamie: Some other time, Victoria. Victoria: I don't like to be turned down. Jamie: Then you shouldn't have asked. Felicia found Kathleen and was reassuring about the missing loved ones. Vince asked Kathleen what was up. She told him all. He got upset.
Zach and MJ yelled at Lazarus. She told them Napoleon was a false lead and asked if they should be protecting uncooperative people. She pointed out that Letty hadn't necessarily been killed because she turned state's evidence. MJ got upset. Adam intervened. She said it was her fault because if she hadn't been her friend she wouldn't have helped the police. Adam told her not to be a dope and suggested she run along to the wedding. She staggered off.
Michael knocked around the Love house bored to tears. He suggested to Donna they go out for sushi. She refused because she was afraid of upsetting Daddy. Michael assured her nothing would happen to her and dragged her out past Peter. She begged Peter not to tell Daddy. Michael rushed her out. Enter Brittany. Peter made her a proposition. He offered her $100,000 to behave. Her little eyes lit up with avarice and she asked what she had to do. He refused to give her cash. She agreed to accept a check. He told her he wanted her to slow up her plan. Enter Jamie. Exit Peter. Jamie produced the tests proving Peter was not Peter Reginald's father. Brittany rejoiced. Enter Peter.
Sushi turned into the Northwoods Inn. Donna protested she wasn't hungry. She admitted she hadn't been able to find her capsules this morning but Gomez had them. She took out her capsules and said Gomez must have given her the wrong ones. Then she retracted that and said they were hers after all. She went to the ladies room. Enter Miss McGee. She sat down and asked Michael about his relationship with Donna. He offered to show her the door. Donna reappeared and threw herself into Miss McGee's arms, much to everyone's amazement. It's the sister. NICOLE.
Vince got upset. Cass delivered Cheryl and Scott. Vince interrogated them. Kathleen and Ada and Maisie intervened and rescued them. MJ arrived.
Nicole told Donna she'd pretended to be Miss McGee to check up on Michael. She fully approves.
Brittany told Peter Jamie was helping her with a diet. Jamie ran for the door but he wasn't fast enough to get around Victoria. She tried too hard. He just barely escaped. She turned on Brittany and asked why Jamie preferred a married woman to her. Brittany told her to shut up. Exit Victoria. Peter told Brittany he might become very powerful and she wouldn't want to cross a powerful man. She began writing a letter to Reginald.
Nicole said she wouldn't let Reginald interfere. She insisted they [Michael and Donna] plan the[ir] wedding.
Kathleen got all dolled up. MJ and Cheryl are bridesmaids in dark green (the exact same colour as Reva's bridesmaids on Guiding Light; hell, MJ's dress is the same style as Lillian's, Dinah's, Roxie's, and Mindy's. Cheryl's is different, with a black bodice section.) MJ is going to sing. Vince raved on about his first daughter. He has succumbed to Cass' many charms. Scott crept through and told Cheryl he'd make sure Vince do didn't do anything bad to her. Mary arrived. She advised Scott to beat it before Vince got upset. Vince arrived. She said Scott had come to give her a message. Exit Scott. (How sweet.)
The only guests at this damned wedding are (in addition to Felicia, Wallingford, and the McKinnons, who are part of the party and don't count) the nuns of St Mary's, the steel band, and the kids from Fun And Frolic Land. Adam is ushing, so he's Party. I count him as family. He cleans up quite nice. Cass and Wallingford were very friendly. Felicia's usual butterflies surfaced. She's best man, you know. She and Cass were very loving.
Mary was thrilled with all of her daughters.
The procession began. Everyone sighed at the sight of the beautiful bride.
Brittany's letter proved that Peter was not the father of her child and told Reginald if he let her go with her baby there wouldn't be any scandal. Peter intercepted her.
Donna told Nicole how much Peter had changed. Nicole said she'd chat with him. She and Michael bullied Donna into setting a date.
The ceremony began. Vince turned and stared at Mary and insisted they stop the wedding.
That was dumb. Of course he's going to ask her to light a candle with him.
Did anybody ever tell Kathleen that green bridesmaids were bad luck? Didn't anyone ever tell Reva? Is this some kind of weird Irish holiday I know nothing about? Was there a sale?
Adam bears a very unusherish smirk.
Miss McGee. I never suspected she was Nicole. The scene with Victoria was wrong. It should have ended with Victoria asking why she should keep her secret. The extra was pointless, especially since Victoria doesn't work.