Jake sent Marley flowers and chocolate in Switzerland. Victoria overheard. "All my love forever Jake." Victoria knocked.
Mac and Rachel behaving suspiciously ran into each other. Boxes behind their backs.
Felicia is bitter against the DA, using terms like "swine" and "toad." She was not arrested for the pasta episode because the DA had touched her elbow and it counted as assault. Zane called. He's a free man. The wedding is on. Felicia and Sally rejoiced at the news of Cass' charges being dropped. Sally reminded her she had to reinvite everyone.
Vic helped Jake pick out a Mac tie. He's never been one for fashion. The age-old "you kiss great, but you look terrible] theme. She decided to sit in his room and watch tapes. Break a leg.
Boxes produced. Rachel: Mac, what is this for? Mac: Rrrm. rrrm. Rachel: bronchitis? Mac: no, listen. Vrrrrm — vrrrrrrm — Rachel: I have a feeling you will be better off with what's in my box. Mac: hey, don't I even get a thank you? Rachel: not until you open what's in my box. Mac: Rachel, you didn't. [they have identical keys]. Rachel: well mine's not exactly the same, mine goes purrrrr. Enter Chris and Nancy. Mac is helping Chris like mad against the rest of the doctors in the world. Exit Mac and Rachel to inspect their identical red with tan interior sports cars. Nancy told Chris a Mrs. James had called to remind him to bring sleeping pills when he came over. She advised him against practicing medicine. He said he was the only doctor she trusted and he was afraid she'd do nothing if he deserted her. He told Nancy to stay out of it.
Cass decided to go see Kathleen. He won't let Wally come because he has a ring. He takes her return as her answer. Wally was apprehensive but Cass has no doubts.
MJ called Kathleen to tell her about Cass and said she didn't want to have to tell Cass Kathleen wasn't coming. Kathleen said she couldn't deal with thinking about the impossibility of sex and rang off. Cass arrived at the McKinnon house looking for Kathleen. MJ was forced to give him Kathleen's letter. He got upset and called California. Kathleen made Miriam say she wasn't in. He yelled at her and said he wouldn't give up. He stomped out of the McKinnon house.
Felicia reinvited Mac. Jake had his chat with Mac about the Plains Motel. Mac said he'd check it out and get back to him. Jake said that meant no, thanked him for his time and left.
Wally told Sally the whole story. She told him Kathleen wasn't in town. He told them about the ring. Felicia was upset for Cass. She went to answer the door. Liberace dropped in. He hadn't been told about the wedding being toned down. She summoned Wallingford. Next thing we know she's rushed to thank Zane for rearranging the wedding as a surprise. Annie fled. Felicia called Zane the perfect romantic hero and fled. Zane danced for joy.
Britt has a pink dress chosen by Rachel and a secondhand fur. She wants to have fun. Bridget made her promise not to cause a scene [Peters going to the wedding with Annie]. Britt said she wouldn't be able to stop someone else starting one.
Jake told Victoria Mac wouldn't give him any money. He's getting ready for Felicia's wedding. He suggested she dress up as Marley. She was not amused. He apologized. She told him she'd find a way for him to get the money. Flowers came from Marley.
Ada was unable to get Nancy to say what was bothering her. When Chris arrived she unaccountably heard Rachel calling and exited. Nancy told him if he persisted in taking pills to Mrs. James she'd get the prescriptions filled to lessen the danger. He said Pam could do it and went to talk to Mac. SO IT'S PAM NOW, HUH? said Nancy ominously.
Felicia and Sally got ready to go. Sally delayed unsubtly until Lily arrived. O joy o bliss. Since then didn't tell Felicia where the honeymoon was to be all of her clothes are in her car, so Sally and Lily are going in Sally's car and felicia's alone. Exit Sally and Lily, Felicia close on their heels.
Bay City and Liberace assembled for Felicia and Zane's wedding. Cass paid Larry. MJ told Larry the force wanted him back. Clarice is all for it. What about Catlin? Jake was exuberant and chatted with Dee. Catlin arrived and asked if MJ had seen Sally. He just wants to see her, no special reason. Cass went to be by himself. Lily is agitated because they lost Felicia.
Felicia arrived at somebody else's wedding at the wrong chapel and nearly wound up married to Billy Bob. His bride and her father were less than thrilled. Felicia backed out politely as they went in. Zane and Felicia separately figured out that they'd goofed. He berated himself. Each fled to the other church.
Wally told Cass Felicia wasn't there. They discovered Zane was missing. Wally herded everyone out of there. There's been a change in churches. Confusion. Chaos.
Zane arrived in time to see Billy Bob married.
Felicia stumbled up the aisle at the empty church and felt bad.
Billy Bob's new wife tried to pick Cass up. She invited him to a really hot party. He thanked her "but in the event that I'm not there, I hope that you and Jimmy Joe are very happy." Her father dragged her off with the news that her husband was in the maid of honour's limo. The guests are at the chapel but Felicia and Zane aren't.
Zane found Felicia. They are baffled by the lack of guests and pastor. They decided to get married alone. She knows all of the minister's lines. Enter the rest of the wedding in the nick of time. Once they were all settled: Dee scattering petals. Sally [Catlin gazed at her a bunch]. Lily. And then Felicia appeared in the doorway.