If
they know of him at all, many folks think Ben Stein is just a quirky
actor/comedian who talks in a monotone. He's also a very intelligent attorney
who knows how to put ideas and words together in such a way as to sway juries
and make people think clearly.
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The
following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning
Commentary, Sunday, 12/18/05.
Herewith
at this happy time of year, a few confessions from my beating heart: I have no
freaking clue who Nick and Jessica are. I see them on the cover of People and Us
constantly when I am buying my dog biscuits and kitty litter. I often ask the
checkers at the grocery stores. They never know who Nick and Jessica are either.
Who are they? Will it change my life if I know who they are and why they have
broken up? Why are they so important?
I
don't know who Lindsay Lohan is either, and I do not care at all about Tom
Cruise's wife.
Am I going to be called before a Senate committee and
asked if I am a subversive? Maybe, but I just have no clue who Nick and Jessica
are.
If
this is what it means to be no longer young,
it's
not so bad.
Next confession:
I am a Jew, and every single one of my
ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me even a little bit when people
call those beautiful lit up, bejewelled trees Christmas trees. I don't feel
threatened. I don't feel discriminated against. That's what they are: Christmas
trees.
It
doesn't bother me a bit when people say, "Merry Christmas" to me. I don't think
they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a ghetto. In fact, I kind of
like it. It shows that we are all brothers and sisters celebrating this happy
time of year. It doesn't bother me at all that there is a manger scene on
display at a key intersection near my beach house in Malibu. If people want a
creche, it's just as fine with me as is the Menorah a few hundred yards
away.
I don't like getting pushed around for being a Jew, and I don't
think Christians like getting pushed around for being Christians. I think people
who believe in God are sick and tired of getting pushed around, period. I have
no idea where the concept came from that America
is an explicitly atheist country. I can't find it in the Constitution, and I
don't like it being shoved down my throat.
Or maybe I can put it another
way: where did the idea come from that we should worship Nick and Jessica and we
aren't allowed to worship God as we understand Him?
I guess that's a sign
that I'm getting old, too.
But there are a lot of us who are wondering
where Nick and Jessica came from and where the America
we knew went to.
In
light of the many jokes we send to one another for a laugh, this is a little
different: This is not intended to be a joke; it's not funny, it's intended to
get you thinking.
Billy Graham's daughter was interviewed on the Early
Show and Jane Clayson asked her "How could God let something like this Happen?"
(regarding Katrina)
Anne Graham gave an extremely profound and insightful
response. She said, "I believe God is deeply saddened by this, just as we are,
but for years we've been telling God to get out of our schools, to get out of
our government and to get out of our lives.
And being the gentleman He
is, I believe He has calmly backed out. How can we expect God to give us His
blessing and His protection if we demand He leave us alone?"
In light of
recent events...terrorists attack, school shootings, etc. I think it started
when Madeleine Murray O'Hare (she was murdered, her body found recently)
complained she didn't want prayer in our schools, and we said OK.
Then
someone said you better not read the Bible in school . The Bible says thou shalt
not kill, thou shalt not steal, and love your neighbor as yourself. And we said
OK.
Then Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn't spank our children when
they misbehave because their little personalities would be warped and we might
damage their self-esteem (Dr. Spock's son committed suicide). We said an expert
should know what he's talking about. And we said OK.
Now we're asking
ourselves why our children have no conscience, why they don't know right from
wrong, and why it doesn't bother them to kill strangers, their classmates, and
themselves.
Probably,
if we think about it long and hard enough, we can figure it out. I think it has
a great deal to do with "WE REAP WHAT WE SOW."
Funny how simple it is for
people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to
hell.
Funny
how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible
says.
Funny how you can send 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like
wildfire but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think
twice about sharing.
Funny how lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene articles
pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion of God is suppressed in
the school and workplace.