Whitetail Deer Hunting
Smiths Falls, Ontario, Canada
Humor
Tis the season!
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day.
That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
"Where's Henry?" the others asked.
"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," replied the successful hunter.
"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" the group inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"
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Moose Hunting Camp...
Four guys have been going to the same moose camp for many years.
Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there,
with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.
"Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday."
"Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair at home and my wife came up behind me
and put her hands over my eyes and said. 'guess Who?'
I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom.
The room had candles and rose petals all over.
On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes!
She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.
And then she said,
"Do whatever you want."
So, here I am.
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What is the Difference Between A Hunter and Fisherman?
A hunter lies in wait. -- A fisherman waits and lies
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