| You Know Your Kid Is A Wizard When ... |
- When he enters a room there is a burst of purple smoke.
- You say, "Do you think that lawn is gonna mow itself?" But then it does.
- He gets busted shoplifting a Newt.
- Can turn lead into gold, but he can't remember to take out the trash - am I right, parents?
- He wears shiny red satin robes - and you're praying he's just a wizard.
- Favorite discount electronics store: "The Wiz".
- He refers to Hallowe'en as "Amateur Night".
- He's only 12, but somehow he's dating Gwyneth Paltrow.
- His favorite excuse is that "his homework ate the dog".
- You catch him in the bathroom polishing his wand.
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