| Top 10 Reasons Daniel Radcliffe Is Too Old |
- Uses magic spell to convince store clerk to sell him beef and cigarettes.
- Character's trademark lightning-bolt scar is now obscured by liver spots.
- He flies around on a magic walker.
- New movie includes several scenes of Harry shouting at neighborhood kids to get off his lawn.
- Title of his next movie: "Harry Potter And The Quest To See Cameron Diaz Naked".
- Harry won't shut up about how baseball hasn't been the same since the Dodgers left Brooklyn.
- Demi Moore has stopped visiting the set.
- He's the new spokesman for Lipitor.
- 70 percent of his lines: "What'd you say?"
- He's often mistaken for Letterman.
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