Michael told Donna she'd have to rough it.
Brittany insisted on helping Catlin find Victoria. Peter burst in and told him to take his hands off his wife. Catlin made as if to go. Peter hit him. And so began a fight. Brittany shrieked.
Cast fell into the waiting arms of his band -- and LaRusso. He called up to Cecile to call off her goon. The band put LaRusso out of commission.
Peter ordered Catlin out. Brittany tried to stop the fight. Peter chucked her out of the way. Catlin came over all protective and stomped out. Peter told Brittany she'd regret it if he found her with Catlin again. He claimed he had every right to boss her around.
Donna produced her lies scorecard. (Donna: 3 (2 little white) Michael: 25 (all whoppers, I'm sure.)) He asked who her dream man was. She said it was none of his business and nobody he knew. He asked when her lies had been. She said June 7th, 9th, and 17th. He said the deal was no lies for 30 days straight. They quarrelled. Michael: actually Donna I think it may be better it turned out this way. You couldn't afford to send me to Hawaii right now if I did win. Donna: may I remind you that you're the one who is supposed to be getting my money back from the Swiss bank? Michael: and may I remind you it was your brother who got in my way? Donna: well he's hit a brick wall with this Michael: yeah, his brain. Donna perceived that Michael was taking a shortcut and gave him a hard time.
Gloria freed Cecile. Cecile yelled at her and Marcia. They said Cass had escaped LaRusso and Czaja with the help of the band. Cecile took fits.
Kathleen's touchy these days. Rachel offered her support.
Sammy suspects Jake of trying in vain to forget someone.
Michael relinquished the wheel to his back seat driver. She had a slight accident. She totalled his car. Michael indicated the nearby barn. They're in the car without a phone.
Brittany went up to the cabin and called Catlin's name. When Peter's car pulled up she crouched behind a shrub. Peter banged on the door and demanded the return of his wife. When he received no answer he kicked the door in.
Cass and the band plotted. LaRusso and Czaja pursued. They demanded that Cass come out. A band member in Cass' shirt emerged and Cass escaped in his [the band member's] shirt. Czaja and LaRusso were livid. They tortured the drummer. Cass appeared with gendarmes.
Peter stomped through the house and told Brittany she would be very very sorry. He drove away. She expelled her breath with relief.
Jake explained the concept of Marley and Victoria to Sammy. By the end he seemed to have forgotten which was which. Nancy viewed him from a distance and was revolted.
Michael and Donna set up housekeeping in the barn. He brought up there first time together. She said they'd been young with potential. Tender Love. He said some things hadn't changed. She asked if he still loved her. He said he didn't know. He said he'd been giving it a lot of thought but he didn't think they ought to rush things. She overreacted. He tried to calm her down.
Nancy told Greg Sammy was making the same mistakes she made. She will only get hurt. Jake is not ready for another relationship. (I should say not. My very soul revolts.) Greg kissed her. She advised him to slow down. He approved of her being nice about Sam. She ascertained that she was not exactly a good friend of his and proceeded to get catty." I mean, she may be beautiful, but lets face it, she is such an airhead. Don't you think she's pretty stupid?" "She's my sister."
Donna fell down to the lower level of the barn. Michael teased her about the wildlife that could come crawling in. She rushed back up into the loft. She informed him he would never have a relationship with her because he treated her so badly. She told him how wonderful the man of her dreams was, getting a little hysterical. He kissed her. She said he was impossible. They separated and settled down for the night. He frightened her back over to his side with mention of rodents.
Rachel told Brittany Peter had gone out of town with Mac for three days. She advised her to tell the truth and start dealing with the consequences.
Cecile fumed. The St Thomas police brought Czaja and LaRusso in for threatening a local citizen. Cecile promised to look after their punishment and got rid of the officers. She yelled at her entourage.
Cass thanked his accomplices. They insisted on restoring his ring to him.
Donna woke Michael up to explain herself. She said she'd spent all her time in the basement dreaming about how he would come back and rescue her. She told him she'd emulated daddy after he died . She apologised. He said he thought she was a heck of a lot nicer than she gave herself credit for being.
Brittany agreed with Rachel.
Nancy advised Kathleen to talk it out with Cass. Kathleen said Cass deserved Cecile.
Cecile yelled at her entourage. She made plans to search for Cass.
Cass promise to hire his band to play at his wedding and set out for home.