Jake is still dwelling on the KBAY caller.
Victoria saw Donna's dress and said it had a scheme behind it. Donna was innocent. Enter Brittany.
Rachel and Catlin chatted. He said Sally was thinking of having Kevin give her away. Kevin came flying out of nowhere and started pummeling Catlin. They hauled him off. They explained the term.
Brittany took fits. Victoria threw herself into the breach and said Donna had bought it for her. Brittany was bitchy.
Marley told Jake revenge wouldn't help anything. He loves her. They were interrupted by Dee and Tom. They left. Marley asked if Vic would ever be able to forgive her. Jake said she'd have to.
Vic thought about Neal finding her in Jake's room. She bugged Nancy. She said "so, dial, friend" to a strange man. He called Marley's apartment to say he was the landlord and he'd chuck Jake's stuff if no one cleared it out. Dee and Tom said they'd do it. Vic paid him.
Sally told Kevin she was scared to walk down the aisle herself. They convinced him to do it. Larry came over. Larry: it's about the burglary last night. Catlin: what burglary? Rachel: well our library was broken into. Larry: yeah. Mac wants you on the case. Catlin: you're kidding. Why didn't you say something? What did they take? Larry: Gazotskas. Catlin: go what? Rachel: Mac's precious gazotskas. They were antiques. He's been all over the world looking for them. Liz: oh, it's a shame. Sally: oh Rachel, I know how much you loved them. Larry: Mac would like to talk to you right now if you can. Catlin: I don't know what good I'm going to be. I'm leaving on my honeymoon tomorrow. Larry: well that's OK, we'll go over what's missing tonight and you can work on it when you get back. Sally: ah, honey, go ahead and do that. I've got plenty of things to keep me busy. Take him away. Just remember he's got a date with me tomorrow at one o'clock. Catlin: what's a gazotska? Those left inside burst out laughing.
Donna drifted about singing "Get Me To the Church On Time." Michael scared her half to death. Donna: you enjoy giving me heart palpitations, don't you? Michael told her they were going to dinner tonight. Eventually she capitulated.
Dee and Tom started in Jake's room.
Catlin: I'm sorry, Mac, I'm a little confused. Mac: GAZOTSKAS. They are pre-war artifacts. Most of my collection came from Poland. Don't you remember? I had one right there on the mantel. The others were in the display case in the library. Beautiful things. Priceless. Catlin: what's a gazotska made out of? Mac: well, some artisans used metal, others, terracotta. Enter Larry. Exit Mac. Catlin: something weird is going on here. Mac's having a relapse. Larry: a relapse? Catlin: remember that TOMB DUST? I mean he's going on and on about these GAZOTSKAS. Enter Mac. Mac: I think the missing gazotskas are found. Enter a party [composed of Chris, Jake, Carter, Cass, Zane, and a large cake]. A feather boa could be seen attached to someone inside the cake. Wallingford emerged. Men are strange.
Alice is doing research in India. A surprise party arrived for Sally.
Donna and Michael drove in the pouring rain. He took her to the Whitehead estate for a picnic a day early. She was not amused. The car slid into the ditch. He said they could walk up to the house. She refused [she's wearing her good shoes]. He left her alone.
Guy talk. Wallingford said he had never been married. Jake shut Carter up when he was about to tell Mac about losing his job. Chris told Zane Peter said he could be reinstated by June. They toasted the groom.
Clarice had to leave Sally's party. A lot of people followed. Brittany rang the bell. Sally was left alone with her. Brittany thanked her for being a friend about Donna. Sally assured her she wasn't her friend.
Dee found Victoria's lingerie. Tom found black mascara. Marley doesn't wear black mascara. They decided it was obvious Vic was sleeping there.
Jake returned to Marley. They compared notes on the parties. Love is swell.
Donna arrived at the house all wet and with ruined stockings. Michael took her coat. She sobbed. There are leaves in her hair. He led her to the Fireside. He soothed her. He shoved grapes in her mouth. He helped her off with her wet things.
Dee and Tom told Nancy. She wasn't surprised. They are disgusted. Vic appeared and talked about Out of Africa. Dee almost took a poke at her. Nancy stopped her. They don't know if they should tell Marley.
Michael made-up a bed for them. Body heat. He turned right over and went to sleep.
Sally told Catlin about Brittany. He said he wanted to go to the cabin. She refused because of not seeing each other before the ceremony. [No one had any qualms last year but she is big on not jinxing this wedding.] He carried her upstairs to tuck her in. She struggled and smacked him.