This page is for all the Toronto Maple Leafs fans.
Same jokes but for Ottawa Senators fans.
One day, this guy was sitting in a bar having a drink. All of a sudden he's startled by three Ottawa Senators hockey players cheering, "Fifteen! Fifteen!" He ignores them and continues to drink.
About 5 minutes later, the hockey players again cheer, "Fifteen! Fifteen!"
At this, the guy then walks over and asks them why they keep cheering, "Fifteen! Fifteen!"
The hockey players respond, "Well, we went to Walmart and bought this jigsaw puzzle, which we put together in 15 weeks! Considering that the side of the box said 3-5 years."
"He's great on the rink" a sportswriter said of a young Ottawa
Senators player
in a interview with his coach.
"But's how's his scholastic work?"
"Why, he makes straight A's," replied the coach.
"Wonderful!" said the sportswriter.
"Yes," agreed the coach, "but his B's are a little crooked."
Q: What do you call a Ottawa Senators player with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: How do Senators players braincells die?
A: Alone.
Q: Why is it good to have a Ottawa Senators player as a passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: How do you make a Ottawa Senators player eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in his ear.
Q: How can you tell if a Ottawa Senators hockey player has been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.
Q: How can you tell if another Ottawa Senators hockey player been using the computer?
A: There's writing on the white-out.
Q: What did the Ottawa Senators hockey player think of the new computer?
A: He didn't like it because he couldn't get channel 9.
Q:Why do Ottawa Senators hockey players drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.
Q: Why do Senators hockey players have TGIF on their skates?
A: Toes Go In First.
Q: If a Ottawa Senators player and a Toronto Maple Leafs player are tossed off a building, who hits the
ground first?
A: The Maple Leafs player. The Ottawa Senators player has to stop to ask for directions.
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