(me)
"How many of the Phd's you have turned out in the last decade
are today doing their own, original, creative research work?"
(SP)
"None of them are."
(me)
"Why did they bother?"
(SP) " Sorry, but we are
waiting for the dead wood to retire. They'll have to be kept amused
until they have gone!"
Senior
Professor (SP) of a large University Physics Department
1983
I always
wanted to be a research scientist and the nineteen sixties were an
exciting time to be a physics undergraduate in Southampton
University on the south coast of England. Transistors were
taking over from the electronic valve (tube), the Space Race was in
full swing, and every nation wanted a nuke. I spent my post graduate
years a couple of doors along from a laboratory that was being
prepared to receive one of the first samples of rock from
the Moon. My own research was a little more prosaic. I spent three
years on top of a Yorkshire moor outside Sheffield observing meteors
using a radar system copied from the Chain Home stations of the
second world war. My contribution was a recording system that
used over 800 of the first digital integrated circuits and the
programmes to analyze the resulting data. The system
worked and I left Sheffield University as a newly minted Phd in
experimental space physics.
Alas my timing could not have been worse! All around the world
research budgets were declining. Universities were cutting back their
academic staff in order to pay for ballooning numbers of managers,
and governments wanted research to be relevant to the next election
campaign. The newly minted, cheap, toxic, plastic smell of well
managed hi-tech R&D was in the air and university funding
was being shunted into profitable research parks.
Foolishly I decided that hi-tech R&D was a passing aberration and
spent 25 years wandering the world searching for a career in
scientific research.
Year |
Postion Held |
Activity |
---|---|---|
1970-1979 |
Research Fellow/Associate, Institute of Space & Atmospheric Studies, University of Saskatchewan, Saskatoon Canada |
Lower Ionosphere Studies using Radar |
1979-1982 |
Wissenshaftliker Mittarbiter, Max Plank Institute fur Aeronomy, Lindau, Germany |
Developing Check out Systems for the Ulysses Deep Space Probe |
1983 |
Schmitt Fellow, University of Newcastle, NSW, Australia |
Meteor Radar Astronomy |
1984 |
Consultant, Commercial Space Technologies, London, U.K. |
Space Insurance |
1985-1990 |
Physical Scientist, Calgary, Geological Survey of Canada, Calgary, Canada |
Observer, PZT observatory, |
1990-1996 |
Physical Scientist, Natural Resources of Canada, Ottawa |
Support Scientist, Space Geodesy |
1996 |
Downsized to Oblivion, Merrickville, Ontario, Canada |
Cardboard Handshake, Gentile Poverty |
1996- 2009 |
Contracted occasionally. TeleGuard and TeleWatch Inc. |
Virtual site watchman, electronics and software handyman |
2010- ? |
Pensioned off |
Waiting for God |
Affiliations,
Hobbies and associated qualifications:
Fellow of the Royal
Astronomical Society
Fellow of the British Interplanetary
Society
Private Pilot (Night Rating)
(Inactive)
Sailplane Instructor (Inactive), Chief
Flying Instructor, Saskatoon Soaring Association
1978
Amateur Radio Operator VE3PYG
Excellent
cuisine is Cordon Bleu
Excellent nutrition is a balanced diet
Excellent
management is MacDonald's
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