(me) "How many of the Phd's you have turned out in the last decade are today doing their own, original, creative research work?"
(SP) "None of them are."
(me) "Why did they bother?"
(SP) " Sorry, but we are waiting for the dead wood to retire. They'll have to be kept amused until they have gone!"

        Senior Professor  (SP) of a large University Physics Department      1983

David G. Stephenson, F.R.A.S., F.B.I.S.



I always wanted to be a research scientist and the nineteen sixties were an exciting time to be a physics undergraduate in Southampton University on the south coast of England.  Transistors were taking over from the electronic valve (tube), the Space Race was in full swing, and every nation wanted a nuke. I spent my post graduate years a couple of doors along from a laboratory that was being prepared to receive one of the first samples of rock  from the Moon. My own research was a little more prosaic. I spent three years on top of a Yorkshire moor outside Sheffield observing meteors using a radar system copied from the Chain Home stations of the second world war. My contribution was a recording system that used over 800 of the first digital integrated circuits and the programmes to analyze the resulting data.  The system worked and I left Sheffield University as a newly minted Phd in experimental space  physics.

        Alas my timing could not have been worse! All around the world research budgets were declining. Universities were cutting back their academic staff in order to pay for ballooning numbers of managers, and governments wanted research to be relevant to the next election campaign.  The newly minted, cheap, toxic, plastic smell of well managed hi-tech R&D was in the air and university funding was being shunted into profitable research parks.  Foolishly I decided that hi-tech R&D was a passing aberration and spent 25 years wandering the world searching for a career in scientific research. 

Year

Postion Held

Activity

1970-1979

Research Fellow/Associate, Institute of Space & Atmospheric Studies, University of Saskatchewan, Saskatoon Canada

Lower Ionosphere Studies using Radar

1979-1982

Wissenshaftliker Mittarbiter, Max Plank Institute fur Aeronomy, Lindau, Germany

Developing Check out Systems for the Ulysses Deep  Space Probe

1983

Schmitt Fellow, University of Newcastle, NSW, Australia

Meteor Radar Astronomy

1984

Consultant, Commercial Space Technologies, London, U.K.

Space Insurance

1985-1990

Physical Scientist, Calgary, Geological Survey of Canada, Calgary, Canada

Observer, PZT observatory,

1990-1996

Physical Scientist, Natural Resources of Canada, Ottawa

Support Scientist, Space Geodesy

1996

Downsized to Oblivion,  Merrickville, Ontario, Canada

Cardboard Handshake, Gentile Poverty

1996- 2009

Contracted occasionally.  TeleGuard and TeleWatch  Inc.

Virtual site watchman, electronics and software handyman

2010- ?

Pensioned off

Waiting for God

                  


Affiliations, Hobbies and associated qualifications:

Fellow of the Royal Astronomical Society

Fellow of the British Interplanetary Society

Private Pilot  (Night Rating) (Inactive)

Sailplane Instructor (Inactive),   Chief Flying Instructor,  Saskatoon Soaring  Association 1978

Amateur Radio Operator  VE3PYG



               
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