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Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree,
it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
                    Albert Einstein

Don't put off for tomorrow what you can do today,
because if you enjoy it today you can do it again tomorrow.


Here is Edward bear, coming downstairs now,
bump, bump, bump on the back of his head.
It is, as far as he knows, the only way of coming downstairs,
but sometimes he feels that there really is another way,
if only he could stop bumping for a moment and think of it.
And then he feels that perhaps there isn't.
Anyhow . . .
                    A. A. Milne


You've got to sing like no one is listening.
You've got to dance like there's nobody watching.
You've got to love like you'll never get hurt.

Snoopy:
Yesterday I was a dog.
Today I am a dog.
Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog.
There just so little hope of advancement.
                    Clark Gesner


Little girls and puppy dogs need no reasons.


I got the I don't know where I'm going but I'm going nowhere in a hurry blues.


If you walk out of my life, don't go without me.


I was so sick last night I
Didn't hardly know my mind.
So sick last night I
Didn't know my mind.
I drunk some bad licker that
Almost made me blind.

Had a dream last night I
Thought I was in hell.
I drempt last night I
Thought I was in hell.
Woke up and looked around me-
Babe, your mouth was open like a well.

I said, Baby!, Baby!
Please don't snore so loud.
Baby! Please!
Please don't snore so loud.
You jest a little bit o' woman but you
Sound like a great big crowd.
                    Langston Hughes


Life could be a dream,
If I could take you up to paradise up above,
And you would tell me I'm the only one that you love,
Life could be a dream sweetheart.


Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village, though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.

My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.

He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
                    Robert Frost


Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sight
Somewhere ages and ages hence:

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
                    Robert Frost


All tied up a nowhere to go except where you're partner wants you to go.


To be a woman's first lover means nothing- To be the last is the important thing.

Hmmmmm. I know you think you understand what you thought I said, but I'm
not sure that what you heard is what I actually meant!

Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue

If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. ~ Robert A. Heinlein

What is the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

Civilization is the process of reducing the infinite to the finite. - Oliver Wendell Holmes